Employees of the Red Republic rehearse the uprising

 

As this newspaper was told by reliable sources, the employees of the Red Coast Hotel are showing solidarity with the inhabitants of the rainforest. In protest against the pollution of the jungle with so-called plastic toilets, Miss Arizona cut off her hair and flushed it down a toilet of the hotel with her clothes.
"This is my solidarity with the oppressed but rightful inhabitants of the rainforest. Everyone should poop in the bush, not on dirty porcelain bowls."
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