MISSING! Stephen Shieldmaiden
REWARD for Stephen Shieldmaiden
Apparently Stephen, the king of salt, has been missing since December 4th. His sorrowful wife explains the unfortunate incident and offers a reward to whoever brings Stephen home safely. His desperate wife posted notices in many places on Amazon to find Stephen and get him back. Her words are:
Apparently Stephen, the king of salt, has been missing since December 4th. His sorrowful wife explains the unfortunate incident and offers a reward to whoever brings Stephen home safely. His desperate wife posted notices in many places on Amazon to find Stephen and get him back. Her words are:
''HELP! Stephen Sheildmaiden has vanished into thin air!
Stephen and I went into the strange cave by the passion fruit tree near Jurito. We were walking around when he got too close to that green goop and got sucked into this contraption! I managed to snap this photo just before he disappeared. There was a loud WHOOSH and Stephen vanished into thin air!
I think he was abducted by aliens! I was so freaked out, I ran as fast as I could until I finally got out of there.
I AM OFFERING 100 GOLD NUGGETS FOR HIS SAFE RETURN!!
If you see or hear anything about Stephen, please let me know as soon as possible.
Thank you!
Amber Shieldmaiden''
So Amazonians, be the voice of Shieldmaiden's!
✎Written by ARN Reporter Morgana
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