MISSING! Stephen Shieldmaiden

REWARD for Stephen Shieldmaiden
Apparently Stephen, the king of salt, has been missing since December 4th. His sorrowful wife explains the unfortunate incident and offers a reward to whoever brings Stephen home safely. His desperate wife posted notices in many places on Amazon to find Stephen and get him back. Her words are:

''HELP!  Stephen Sheildmaiden has vanished into thin air!
Stephen and I went into the strange cave by the passion fruit tree near Jurito.  We were walking around when he got too close to that green goop and got sucked into this contraption!  I managed to snap this photo just before he disappeared.  There was a loud WHOOSH and Stephen vanished into thin air!
I think he was abducted by aliens!  I was so freaked out, I ran as fast as I could until I finally got out of there.  
I AM OFFERING 100 GOLD NUGGETS FOR HIS SAFE RETURN!!
If you see or hear anything about Stephen, please let me know as soon as possible.
Thank you!
Amber Shieldmaiden''

Besides this dazzling reward idea; although Stephen, one of the residents of the Amazon, is a friend to some but also a pain in the ass for others, it is our hope that he returns safely. The place where he disappeared was the strange and spooky cave in the Deep Drop, whose entrance is totally a wreck. Also inside the cave, a piece of a t-shirt, said to belong to Stephen, was found on the inside of the machine where he was said to have disappeared.  According to many of them and even his spouses, it could be aliens who did this. Maybe they may have already cut him into pieces, examined him, or even pickled him. If a person is lost there today, there is no guarantee that others will not disappear tomorrow. While the amazons are fighting among themselves over outsiders and natives, they seem to have forgotten to think about aliens!
 

So Amazonians, be the voice of Shieldmaiden's!

Written by ARN Reporter Morgana

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