Ecoterrorism and anti-sex cruaders disrupt Legion party

Melni Resident served snacks at the Legion's party Sunday.

By Bolero News Services
Photos by Persephone Bolero


AMAZON -- A party Sunday for a group that calls itself the Legion brought out a large crowd to warm the group’s newly completed compound. A highly sexed lieutenant of the Legion, who has been the target of an ongoing smear campaign by a group of anti-sex crusaders, used the gathering to issue a statement in defense of his consensual activities.

While the the festivities were filled with dancing, drinking, and fun, a well known ecoterrorist disrupted the revelry with repulsive antics.

Sexy Julio Martinez showed provided erotic dancing.

The Legion constructed its operations base near Wisdom Cave. Much of the compound remained off limits to visitors at Sunday’s party, which was confined to an impressive dance club. Dylan Fintan, owner and physician at the Fintan Youth Clinic, DJed for the event, and party goers covered the dance floor.

Eddie Dynami, who leads the group along with his partner Evolly Dynami, described the group as friendly, unless you get on their “bad side.”

Dynami said the kinds of things that would get on their “bad side” are the typical actions that would perturb anyone, including picking locks, attacking members of the legion, or setting fire to their compound.

The normally elusive Harold Froman made an appearance Sunday.

“If you do get in our bad side and become enemies [of the Legion], we will not show mercy and we have a place for those kinds of people,” Dynami warned.

The Legion is currently recruiting and anyone interested can contact Dynami for more details on the group’s history and how to join

Anti-sex smears

Legion Lieutenant Vex provided a statement about his private activities as a member of the Legion. Vex has been a victim of smears by a group of anti-sex crusaders who believe that all men should be gentle, submissive neuters who never approach women for sex.

Vex stated, contrary to the baseless accusations poured upon him by prudish females who hate sex, he is not a slaver but rather a “Dom.” He said his submissives, as he calls them, are able to make their own decisions.

Seeker cult member Hope talks with her date at Sunday's party.

“It is a major insult to a submissive to be called a slave,” the lieutenant declared in his statement.

Vex said the women in his bed come to him willingly and he was greatly concerned the Legion was getting a bad name due to these anti-sex crusaders.

Vex is not the first dominant male to be targeted by the anti-sex crusaders of the Amazon. A number of other men in the jungle, who have been particularly aggressive in their pursuit of women, have been labeled rapists, even when the sex was entirely consensual.

One woman, who requested her name not be used, said she has noticed over the years many men in the Amazon becoming increasingly reluctant to pursue sex outside monogamous unions for fear of being accused of sexual assault by these prudes.

The dance floor was packed.

“I personally have resorted to a lot more lesbian,” the woman said. “The only way to find any strong, dominant energy is with a strong woman. It’s really sad, and I hope more men start to assert themselves sexually.”

Ecoterrorism

Besides the target of prudish anti-sex crusaders, the party was also briefly marred by the actions of Tantrica, a known ecoterrorist and member of a cult known as the Seekers.

Ecoterrorist and Seeker cult member Tantrica has declared war on toilet paper.

Tantrica was a prominent figure in a recent violent attack on oil production facilities at the Raiders camp. Following the vandalism, she founded a movement she calls the “Extinction Rebellion,” which aims to keep humanity in the Stone Age, primarily out of a deep prejudice against what Tantrica calls “ceeteh people,” which is anyone living in large population centers or who uses toilet paper.

At the Legion party, Tantrica scattered carcasses of dead rats around the bar and dance floor, creating an unsanitary and odorous situation. The mess was quickly cleaned up by the Legion janitors, but the smell lingered throughout much of the party.

Tantrica has also been targeting the Catador Resort for similar attacks. Bolero News Services will have more on this developing situation later this week.

(This story was updated to include Evolly Dynami as one of the Legion's leaders.)